rossdresser for
most of my life this is an issue that just does not go away as
you get older; If anything it becomes more imbedded in your sole
and in some cases it can become an obsession.
1. A man in a dress makes a good cook.
2. Dress him up in a French maid’s outfit and you have a
house cleaner for the day.
3. He always envies you because he would rather be wearing
what you are wearing.
4. He can spot makeup smudges better than any other guy
can.
5. He is a lot easier to buy gifts for.
6. He knows how to handle delicates when he does the
laundry.
7. He knows how to treat a lady with care, sensitivity,
and respect.
8. He knows just the right way to make love, takes his
time, and knows just what makes you tick!
9. He knows to walk slowly when you’re wearing heels.
10. He loves to dress up and have long chat sessions.
11. He loves to go shopping with you and watch you try on
clothes.
12. He loves to smell perfume and will give you an honest
opinion.
13. He never complains about leaving delicate underwear
out to dry.
14. He no longer expects you to get ready for a night on
the town in 15 minutes or less.
15. He understands the need for quality cosmetics.
16. He understands why you don’t care for spending 8
hours a day in pantyhose and high heels, but would love to trade
places with you.
17. He understands why you go through so many pairs of
pantyhose.
18. He will be sympathetic about your excess body hair.
19. He will not only shop with you, but pays the bill as
well!
20. He understands that the best thing a girl can do when
she feels down is buy some new clothes, or least one pair of
shoes.
21. He won’t mind waiting on you or your girlfriends,
and he won’t forget to curtsey.
22. He won’t tear your lingerie when removing it from
you.
23. He’ll never ask you to have a threesome with another
woman, as long as he can wear lingerie.
24. He’ll never object to being a clothes dummy and
wearing a dress while you hem it.
25. He’ll rarely have that scratchy five o’clock
shadow.
26. He’s a girl friend that will stick around, and
won’t flake out on you; or stab you in the back.
27. He’s like having a live-in cosmetologist.
28. His new friends don’t spend all day watching
football.
29. If he buys you clothes, you know he sizes them right.
30. If he says, "Hon, you look nice," you know
he really means it.
31. If he wears a skirt its easy access.
32. If you need a slip for that new dress you bought, he
will probably have the perfect one, and will let you borrow it.
33. If you purchase something for your home, it will never
be too feminine for him.
34. If you’ve ever been bi-curious you can experiment a
little.
35. He understands that satin and velvet are more snuggly
than denim and wool.
36. The only time he will ever care if you wear curlers to
bed is if he has to wear the oversized rollers.
37. The toilet seat will be down all the time.
38. The world needs more feminists in lipstick.
39. While shopping, you can test a new shade of nail
polish on him and he doesn’t complain or asks to see a
matching lipstick.
40. You always have a girlfriend to go shopping and have
lunch with!
41. You can ask him how an outfit looks, and get an
intelligent response.
42. You can borrow his jewelry, clothes, and makeup.
43. You can double your wardrobe if he’s the same size
as you!
44. You can have a girlfriend as well as a boyfriend who
doesn’t mind waiting while you take your time shopping.
45. You can have a threesome without adding another
partner.
46. You can have your own private slumber parties.
47. You can switch off wearing the high heels while on a
long shopping spree.
48. You can take him to the hair salon with you and he
will sit quietly while you both get your hair done, and he will
never complain; in fact he will thank you.
49. You can take the Cosmo quizzes together.
50. You can test a new shade of lipstick on him.
51. You have a girlfriend who doesn’t get PMS.
52. You have even more excuses to go shopping, and he will
even carry the bags.
53. You know one of you will have a tissue with you when
you need it.
54. You never have to worry about him cheating on you with
another woman; because he is the other woman!
55. He understands how devastating it is when you
break a nail.
56. He understands why there is a need to have more
than one pair of black shoes.
57. He knows the difference between mauve, peach,
and beige.
58. He doesn't mind if you wear the pants, as long
as he can wear the leather mini skirt.
59. You'll always know where to find hair spray in
case you run out.
60. If he's looking at another woman, it's always
about the clothes and how he would look in that same outfit.
61. You can be sure that there will always be the
latest Victoria's Secret catalogue around the house.
62. You know that he will stop and asked for
directions if he is lost.
63. He understands why there is always a need for
more closet space.
64. He understands that the best time to go shopping
is when you really don't need anything.
65. He understands buying two pairs of shoes in two
different colors at 50% off is a good deal.
66. He knows the locations of every women's
consignment store in town.
67. He knows and understands that a garter belt and
hose are sexy, but not necessarily comfortable, or practical.
68. He understands why on the weekend you are not
really thrilled with wearing makeup, pantyhose, and heels.
69. He understands the need for a large purse and
sometimes a tote bag.
70. You can get special consideration at your
favorite salon or spa for bringing in a new client.
71. He also understands why you wear those ugly
cross-trainers, and carry your good shoes when you walk from the
parking garage to the office.
72. He is fascinated rather than annoyed, watching a
woman touch up her makeup and hair; while waiting for the
traffic light to change.
73. He agrees that diamonds are a girl's best
friend; along with gold, silver, platinum, and pearls.
74. You will always have someone close that can
appreciate your need for a pair of Jimmy Choo or Manolo Blahnik
, as well as Gucci and Prada.
75. He understands why it often takes you longer to
use the ladies room.
76. He's watched every episode of "Sex In The
City", and has them recorded.
77. He cries at weddings, especially when he sees
the brides designer gown.
78. The only copy of Sports Illustrated he has is
the swim suit addition.
79. He's the only one you know that envies tan
lines.
80. He knows that a sexy pair of high heels are not
necessarily the most comfortable to wear.
81. He never complains about seeing a "Chick
Flick."
82. He knows the US, UK, and European shoe size
conversions for both of you.
83. He never complains about wearing pantyhose during the
summer.
84. He knows there is a "Delicate" and
"Gentle" wash cycle, and he reads the washing
instructions first.
85. He sends you cards and flowers, just because.
86. He knows how to say "I'm sorry."
87. He's a great listener, and won't interrupt when your
talking.
88. He knows how to turn you on with those two
four-lettered words, "Shoe Sale."
89. You know he's not feeling well when you find the
blouse he bought a week ago still hasn't been worn.
90. He is respectful of women that breast fed in public,
and now you think you know why!
91. If you break or chip a nail you can be sure he
has a nail file, emery board, and nail glue in his purse.
Now if you have ever wonder about whether or not you are a
Crossdresser then go to the next page and take the unofficial
test
missed the point. Anyway I have revised the title to suite
my situation, and also for those who are not married but
have significant others. Like the originator of fifty
reasons, I am sure that there are a lot more and from time to
time I sit down and come up with one or two new ones.
Since first seeing the original page, I have added a few of my
own reasons and continue to do so. One comment I would
like to make about this pages is that this is meant to be
humorous, and should not be taken seriously. If you are
Transgender, or think you are Transgender and you are in a
situation where your wife, girlfriend, or significant other
cannot accept this part of you, then I would suggest that you
discuss this matter with a professional, someone that is
experienced and qualified in the area of Transgender issues.
Speaking only as a individual that has been a
